Rory: I can’t believe I’m in the blogosphere.
Paris: See for yourself. Google ‘Rory Gilmore Sex Boat’.

Gilmore Girls – The Ungraduate

Turk: My appendectomy patient wants me to use hypnosis instead of anesthesia.

Dr. Cox: Lookit, I’d like to throw it in Gwen Stefani tonight instead of Jordan, but that ain’t gonna happen either.

Carla: Dr. Cox!

Turk: Dr. Cox! No! Awful!

Scrubs – My Day at the Races

Y yo la estoy besando para pasarle mi energía.

Madonna a su hija
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Jack: And where does that path end, John?
Locke: The path ends at the hatch. The hatch, Jack all of it. All of it happened so that we could open the hatch.
Jack: No, no, we’re opening the hatch so that we can survive.
Locke: Survival is all relative, Jack.
Jack: I don’t believe in destiny.
Locke: [pause] Yes, you do. You just don’t know it yet.

Lost

“El día de las secretarias es cuando se llenan los hoteles”

Joel Ortega, Secretario de Seguridad Publica del DF
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