Que pasa cuando un imbecil abre la boca? pues dice pendejadas:

Roger Waters doing Dark Side of the Moon would be like Ringo performing Sgt. Pepper’s.
BEN GIBBARD en entrevista para Spin

Para empezar no conozco a este imbecil, pero de que no sabe absolutamente nada de musica, de eso estoy seguro.

Para todos los fanaticos de los personajes de Al Pacino, la revista EW ha hecho una recopilacion de 15 citas de este gran actor, y claro gracias a los guionistas.

No cometere el error de intentar traducirlo, asi solo son para los que sepan ingles:

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to
watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He
gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear
for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the
rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look…but don’t touch.
Touch…but don’t taste. Taste…don’t swallow. And while you’re jumpin’
from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick,
f—in’ ass off! He’s a tight-ass! He’s a sadist! He’s an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!" — The Devil’s Advocate (1997)
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George Taylor: Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time it was…we finally really did it.

You maniacs! You blew it all up! Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!

Charlton Heston en Planet of the Apes (1968)

Gregory House: Suddenly I don’t feel I can trust Michael Moore movies.

House / Ugly – Episodio 7 Cuarta Temporada

Hank: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People…they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

LOL / Californication

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Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass
cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to
arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow
affects your personality.

The Big Bang Theory / Pilot

Penny: Yo soy sagitario, probablemente eso les diga mucho mas de lo que necesitan saber.
Sheldon: Si, nos dice que tu participas en esta gran cultura
ilogica donde la aparente posicion del sol relativa a unas arbitrarias
constelaciones al tiempo de tu nacimiento de alguna manera afecta tu
personalidad.